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Joke of the Day
"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"
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"Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. ... my wife .. not so much."
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""
"What's big and round and full of seamen? Your mom"
"If 50 Shades of Grey were in the NFL... ...it'd be on the Commissioner's Exempt list."
"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 96% recycled content."
"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"