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Joke of the Day
"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"
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"What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline? Burnt dick"
"How do you call a black man flying a plane ? A pilot."
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."
"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."
"So I was looking over a Jazz tune... My god...this song has more accidentals than an orphanage."
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."