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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""
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"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."
"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"
"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"
"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"