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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"

"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."

"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor."

"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""