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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"
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"Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman."
"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
"The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic. I told him I'd work on it."
"You're American when you go in to the bathroom, and American when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein')"
"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."
"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."
"If your partner is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. After 2 weeks the fat fucker will be 84 miles away"
"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"