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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. ... my wife .. not so much."

"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"

"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."

"Saw a Mexican lady driving around with a ""Jesus"" bumper sticker. Can't tell if she loves Jesus or is really supportive of her husband."

"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."

"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."

"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"

"Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science"

"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."