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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. ... my wife .. not so much."

"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."

"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""

"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"

"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."

"There's no bigger psychopath than the guy working out at the gym in jeans."

"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"