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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."

"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"

"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."

"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."

"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."

"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."

"What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !"

"He who hesitates is boss."

"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"