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Joke of the Day
"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"
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"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."
"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"
"Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner? A: Behind the plate."
"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."
"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""
"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."
"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
"What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip"