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Joke of the Day
"Two blonds walk into a bar... ...you think one of them would have noticed"
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"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."
"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"
"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk"
"welcome to fireman school. raise ur hand if you thought this was firefighter school *all hands raise* wrong *lights self on fire* FIREMAN"
"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"Good girls go to heaven . . . bad girls make you feel like your there ."