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Joke of the Day

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

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"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."
"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""
"All I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror. That'll show her who's boss."
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?"
"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."