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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"
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"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."
"""<------------ people who don't want Ellen Pao to go."" --someone who's never getting to the front page"
"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."
"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"
"Christmas is canceled this year. Hoe HOoo HOe Hooo Hoooo were his last words as Kanye gunned him down for disrespecting his woman."
"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."