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Joke of the Day
"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"
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"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"
"The Colts..."
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."
"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."
"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."
"I remain convinced that the only people who can gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes."
"Camping as a couple is stressful... ...it's two in tents."