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Joke of the Day

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"*wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up ""Daddy, can we have waffles today???"" *eats 12 pancakes"

"Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer."

"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."

"The real reason humans have two hands? Two boobs."

"A 95 year old man told me this joke. ""At my age, it's always something. The other day, my Dr. asked for a Urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear""."

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice"

"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"