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Joke of the Day

"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"

"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab? He rocks at *dropping the base.*"

"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."

"I'm trying to get my wife to quit smoking. Maybe I should slow down and use a lubricant."

"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"