201109
Joke of the Day
"Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner."
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"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"
"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"
"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."