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Joke of the Day
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
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"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"
"I'm never buying a Labrador... Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."
"Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? p p"
"Why didn't the vampire eat out his girlfriend? Because it wasn't the right time of the month."
"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."