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Joke of the Day

"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."

"Hi girl r u a beaver? Cuz dam."

"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."

"Sign at the hotel pool says ""No horse play."" Shit. What am I going to do with this production of Equus?"

"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."

"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."

"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."

"If a wife is silent and not arguing it means she's sleeping."