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Joke of the Day

"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."

"I am a child molester just like my dad was a child molester. He rubbed off on me."

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."

"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."

"I met a guy who could put his dick in his ass. He was pretty full of himself."

"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"

"DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*"

"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."

"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"