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Joke of the Day

"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."

"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."

"How do you confuse an ugly person With an orange."

"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."

"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."

"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."

"*Licks the fire in your soul *Burns tongue"

"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."

"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."

"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"