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Joke of the Day
"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"
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"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."
"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."
"NFL Players + Fireworks ="
"What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler"
"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"
"I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been ""whoa there chap"""
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."