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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."

"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."

"I'm so hungry I could eat a hor *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*"

"People with amblyopia don't have a lazy eye... they have an eye with ADHD."

"My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere."

"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"

"What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*"

"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."

"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."