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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."

"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"

"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""

"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."

"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"

"TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub"

"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""