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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting my girlfriend's order wrong at Subway Oops, wrong sub"

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a ""Which Muppet Are You?"" quiz."

"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."

"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"

"Just saw the hottest DILF! (it was glazed)"

"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"