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Joke of the Day

"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"I've decided to start listing the sources of my eggs. It's very eggs-citing."

"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""

"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."

"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"