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Joke of the Day

"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"

"If you're a Liverpool Fan you are currently doing one of these three things: 1) Defending Gerrard 2) Defending Suarez 3) Kissing your sister"

"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""

"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"

"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"