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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"

"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."

"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"