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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"

"One time the top popped off my blender when I was making a smoothie. So... Yeah Iceland, I get it."

"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."

"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"

"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"

"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."