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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"
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"Helped my son flush his betta fish today. He asked ""Dad, does God love bettas?"" & I said ""Dunno, son, ask him after we flush you."""
"What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead."
"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
"Why did the student fail his physics test? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"