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Joke of the Day
"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."
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"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."
"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."
"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."
"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
"Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er the story of an automobile."
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."