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Joke of the Day
"They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend."
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"I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type."
"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"
"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement."
"I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'"
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"
"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."
"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"