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Joke of the Day

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"

"7yo: ""Who's singing this?"" Me: ""Franz Ferdinand."" 7yo: ""But, he died in 1914."" Me:"

"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"

"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""

"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."

"A geneticist is having sex... During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning ""Aug, aug, AUG!"" The geneticist later proclaims, ""I don't know where to start!"""

"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."