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Joke of the Day
"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."
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"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you've already screwed it up."
"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"
"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."
"since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight ""because of nausea?"" no, because you're a gremlin"
"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"