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Joke of the Day

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."

"What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common? I'm not allowed to tell you"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."

"Texting chemists. ""Where are you?"" ""Out getting some potassium."" ""Umm...K?"" ""Yeah exactly."" ""..."""

"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""

"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"I went by the house I grew up in and went to the door and asked if I could take a look around. They said ""no"" and slammed the door in my face Parents can be real jerks"

"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""