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Joke of the Day

"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"

"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I don't think I'm better than you. I never think about you."

"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."

"Wife: ""I think I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""