201026

Joke of the Day

"Eminem made $3.3 mil for 2 concerts over the weekend. Can't WAIT to hear his next album, about how shitty his life is"

"What happened to the gay wizard? He vanished with a puff!"

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."

"What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch? He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes."

"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."

"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"