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Joke of the Day
"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."
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"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."
"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."
"""Say something I dare you"" probably isn't the best attitude to have at work."
"Just heard that distinct ""baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor"" sound"
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror. I think that says alot."
"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."