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Joke of the Day
"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."
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"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."
"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""
"""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Show him Edna.. [mum stops slicing carrots] *starts violently gagging until a baby slides out her mouth*"
"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"when the ice cream man drives down my street I walk alongside him screaming TAKE ME WITH YOU I WILL BEAR YOU MANY STRONG SONS"
"My friend asked me what my Computing Logic class was about.. ""Mostly boolshit."""