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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."

"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."

"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"

"how to be a good DJ? press ""PLAY"" and don't touch anything ever again"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."

"Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written."

"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"