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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"A joke about rehab and people who think they are better than you...and horses? That horse you're on needs to go to rehab, because he is FUCKING HIGH!"

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""

"There was that one time when i screw up my joke. Uh oh Spaghettios."

"I heard diaria is hereditary It runs through your jeans"

"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."