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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."

"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"

"Most of the 1800s was spent painting chubby chicks."

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"

"Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's."

"Jewish guy goes to his rabbi . . . . . . he asks, ""I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?"" The rabbi shrugs and say, ""Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."""

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? A blow up doll!"

"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"