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Joke of the Day

"Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share."

"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Jehovah's Witness walk into a bar.. I know because they told everyone in less than a minute."

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"

"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""

"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."

"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."