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Joke of the Day

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."

"Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled."

"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"What shatters faster than your smartphone screen? A newborn with osteoporosis."

"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""

"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."

"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""