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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."
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"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."
"What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? ""Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"""
"""Can you validate my parking?"" ""You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud."" *wipes away tears* ""Thanks."""
"I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran."
"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"
"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."