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Joke of the Day

"What shatters faster than your smartphone screen? A newborn with osteoporosis."

"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."

"Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince."

"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."

"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""

"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."

"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."

"Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?"