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Joke of the Day
"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
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"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."
"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."
"Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot."
"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."
"So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."
"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."
"How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world."