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Joke of the Day
"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"
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"What do you call a crime-solving blender. Deducer"
"If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by."
"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"Why do you duct tape guinea pigs? So they don't burst when you fuck them"
"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""
"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."
"Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine"
"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."