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Joke of the Day
"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"
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"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back ""Detective, what are u doing?"" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation"
"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus."
"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit."
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store"