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Joke of the Day

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"

"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."

"[at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel] Date: The wine is lovely great choice Me: *helplessly slips off chair*"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005? Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet."

"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"