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Joke of the Day

"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."

"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"

"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""

"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention? It does not help to imagine people in their underwear."

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie? Gone With The Wind."

"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."

"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"