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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit."

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"Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization ""Fathers Against Drunk Driving""? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad."
"Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal? Every box had, in huge letters, ""0mg cholesterol!"""
"You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself."
"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."
"Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands... Police say that he topped himself."
"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"