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Joke of the Day
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""
"Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit. Bilbo is 7' 6"" now."
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"
"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"
"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"
"I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA"
"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"