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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."
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"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"
"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."
"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."
"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"
"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."
"What happens when a guy with no legs dies? He punches the bucket"
"When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her ""this is where the magic happens"", then I pull a rabbit out of a hat."