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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."

"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."

"Did you hear about the slow chef at the speed bake off? He would have won if he had just a little more thyme."

"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"

"i hate when... ...when people ask me where i see myself in 5 years. come on guys, i don't have 2020 vision."

"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."

"Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? So she didn't whistle on the way down."

"I burned a kid in a wheelchair today. Hot wheels."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."