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Joke of the Day

"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."

"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"

"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."

"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"

"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."

"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."

"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""

"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"

"Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she is a woman."

"I swallowed two pieces of string last night and this morning they came out of my ass tied together I shit you knot"