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Joke of the Day
"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"
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"True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college"""
"What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? ""Nowledge."""
"I like .... Every knows I like my kids the way I like farmed chicken Caged I like my kids the way I like my wine 7 years old and in my basement Post some good ones in the comments"
"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."
"Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright"
"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"
"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden."