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Joke of the Day
"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"
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"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"
"Whenever someone says, ""I had the weirdest dream last night!"" I interrupt, ""I had dreams once..."" and stare at a wall until they leave."
"I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am."
"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"
"What do you call a man who you are not sure will become your friend? A training brah."
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."
"Africa The US sent a humanitarian shipment of medicine to Africa, but it is was returned after a few weeks, because the label said ""take after a meal"". Sorry."